i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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