Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Randomize
