ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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