We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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