you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
