I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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