normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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