He is such a slut. More and more my type.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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