names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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