just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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