I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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