Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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