You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
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