I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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