Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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