I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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