if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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