And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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