Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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