My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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