I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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