Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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