that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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