at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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