is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
