I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
is it fun? or sober?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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