i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
