I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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