is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
They have beer where we have blood.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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