I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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