Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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