Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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