wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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