Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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