Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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