How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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