I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Its about making memories worth repressing
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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