Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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