does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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