I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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