i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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