I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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