May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
The air taste purple.
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