Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I don't think brook has ever known best
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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