My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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