PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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