none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
