She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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