I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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