i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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