meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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